guys this bed is amazing
because half of it matches Mary’s PJs
and the other half seems to be made of John’s Jumper
I DON’T SPEAK BRITISH! WHAT IS A JUMPER?! I have been puzzling over this for a week.
JUMPER = SWEATER
PANTS = UNDERWEAR
VEST = TANK TOP
TROUSERS = PANTS
NOW YOU SPEAK BRITISH
You little shit
So the other night my wife who works in event planning had to go into work to finish up some last minute tasks and the woman that does softgoods (drapes, banners, miscellaneous sewing stuff) was working on an upholstery project that she was struggling with and my wife told her that I know how to upholster and so she hired me for the evening and I helped her figure things out and kind of saved her life a little and we worked on it for a few days and finished up this afternoon and turns out it was for Lady Gaga’s national tour.
So yeah, good day.